APPLEGATE
CLEAN MEAT CLEANSE
Ok, it’s the day after the Superbowl. One team won, another team lost. And brands are literally spent. They just paid millions of dollars for 30 seconds of airtime. It’s a total dead zone. It’s also a total regret zone. Because millions of Americans have just eaten half their body weight in bacon-wrapped-bacon poppers, deli platters, chicken wings, nitrates, antibiotics, additives, and preservatives. So many additives and preservatives. And that’s where we come in. With the Applegate Clean Meat Cleanse. A chance to refresh, reset, renew. To purify body and soul. With clean, organic Applegate meat.
LEVEL ONE:
Clean Body
A gentle introduction for first-time cleansers. Rid yourself of artificial additives and preservatives. Reset and replenish with Applegate's clean, no antibiotics ever meat package.
LEVEL TWO:
Cleaner Body
Get an even deeper detox with a no-sugar, gluten-free, paleo-friendly, delicious meat package. It's your chance to truly purify and reach total meat-vana.
LEVEL THREE:
Clean Body, Clean Planet, Clean Soul
For those who want to cleanse both body and mind, this package includes organic meat that is both clean and environmentally responsible. Restore your body. Revive your moral high ground. Renew your faith in the fate of the world.
